I Love You, Fuck Off Card

I Love You, Fuck Off Card

$6.00

Shipping to United States: $3.99

Front reads:
"I love you so god damn much it makes my face hurt. Why? You may ask. Well it's because you make me smile. How do you make me smile? I don't know...a number of ways. Oh you want specifics. Ok, I can do that. Well for starters, you make me laugh. Well I don't know it's just some things you say. They're funny. No I'm not laughing at you. Are we really doing this right now? Holy shit I thought you were over this. Clearly I was wrong. Fuck off."

๐Ÿ†“ ๐…๐‘๐„๐„ ๐’๐‡๐ˆ๐๐๐ˆ๐๐† on orders of $35 or more
๐Ÿ“ Card measures 4 x 5.6โ€
๐Ÿชง Blank inside
โœ‰๏ธ Paired with euro or square flap white envelope
๐Ÿ“„ 17.5 pt thickness / 120 lb weight / 324 GSM
๐Ÿ“„ Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
๐Ÿ“„ Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge; made and printed in the USA

๐Ÿ–Š Please note: do not print or write custom messages in cards, even if the order is marked as a gift. Plus, a handwritten message by you is always better ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ“ฆ Item is drop shipped from Reno, NV.

๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐จ๐จ๐ง ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ, ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐œ๐ก ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐š ๐›๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ. ๐Œ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ž๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐š๐ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ข๐ง ๐›๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ค ๐ก๐ž๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ซ๐ž๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ž ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง, ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ค ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ซ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐ž๐œ๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ!

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โ„น๏ธ The ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ-๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ต-๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜บ-๐˜๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต Fine Print:

๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Œ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐š๐œ๐ค๐š๐ ๐ž๐ฌ: The post office isn't perfect! If your item doesn't arrive within 14 business days (longer during holidays), message me for a claim. Many Etsy sellers find this magically makes packages appear. If your order still hasn't arrived after a day or two, let me know. While I can't offer free replacements, I can accommodate discounted replacements depending on the item and circumstances.

๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐“๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐‡๐š๐ฌ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐”๐ฉ๐๐š๐ญ๐ž๐: If your tracking hasn't updated for a few days, don't worry, it's common. USPS tracking may not always be accurate. Please be patient with the mail system. If it's been 14 business days or more, refer to the previous message, and I'll investigate promptly!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-4 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is my package?

Once an item is shipped, package delays are completely out of our control. Please contact the courier directly with your tracking number to resolve the issue.

Can you print an inside message for me?

I do not offer inside printing. Plus, this takes away from the best part - the handwritten message!

I entered my address wrong, can you fix it?

Please contact us as soon as possible to fix the address. If it's within 12 hours, we should be able to change it. Otherwise, it will ship to the address entered at checkout.

Can you customize colors or change the message on an existing card?

This depends on the product and the customization request. Feel free to reach out to us regarding a customization. Note, there will be an additional fee associated with any changes to a design.

Wholesale availability

Wholesale accounts have a 50 card minimum. If you're interested in creating a wholesale account with us, please message us via Etsy or send an email.

Reviews (8)

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I am so in love with this card and shop! Packaged incredibly well and Megan has such a wonderful sense of humor. Shipped immediately and the quality is phenomenal. A super ultra mega fantastic experience and will certainly be back in the future. Thank you so much for sharing your talents!



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