I Love You, Fuck Off Card

I Love You, Fuck Off Card


Shipping to United States: $2.95

Unless otherwise discussed, orders marked as a gift will ship AS IS. In other words, if you leave a gift message during checkout, it will not be printed inside the card. Please contact me for customization requests.

I Love You, F Off- MATURE Greeting card; funny couples card, anniversary, I'm Sorry, Valentine's Day, BLANK INSIDE

Front reads:
I love you so god damn much it makes my face hurt. Why? You may ask. Well it's because you make me smile. How do you make me smile? I don't know...a number of ways. Oh you want specfics. Ok, I can do that. Well for starters, you make me laugh. Well I don't know it's just some things you say. They're funny. No I'm not laughing at you. Are we really doing this right now? Holy shit I thought you were over this. Clearly I was wrong. Fuck off.

- 4.25x5.5"
- envelope included

Ships via USPS First Class Mail®. USPS quotes 1-3 business days in transit for First Class shipping, but it's almost never less than 3 business days, a more accurate timeline is 3-5 business days in transit.

Orders placed on a Saturday or Sunday will begin processing time the following Monday.

Message me for custom order requests :)

Shipping from United States

Most orders are shipped out within 3-5 business days. All items are shipped via US Postal Service First Class (3-8 business days) or Priority Mail (1-3 business days). Unfortunately, USPS isn't always reliable with their transit time quotes so if you need something by a specific day, please message me about upgrading your shipping to UPS or FedEx. Both are much more reliable shipping methods and typically cost an extra $5-$25 depending on the requested service (Ground, 2-Day, Overnight, etc.).

Cards are shipped in EcoEnclose cardboard packaging to prevent from bending. Each card is paired with a kraft brown envelope and placed in a cellophane bag.

I like to ship my prints in tubes so they arrive in the best condition possible. However, some people don't end up framing them (which helps with the flattening of the rolled print) so I'm happy to ship it with some extra cardboard and padding to ship flat. There is an extra fee for the extra materials used in the packaging of your print.

These are packaged with lots of padding to prevent from chipping/damage in transit.

If your order is a gift for someone, I’d be happy to include a small card with your message to them and leave out the purchase invoice. Just leave a message to seller during checkout.

****The shipping carrier is liable for loss of or damage to the goods, as well as for delay in delivery****

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

All sales are final. If your order arrives incorrect (custom work), I'm happy to give you a full refund or send a revised product! If your order arrives damaged, please contact me immediately and I'll do my best to resolve the issue. No one likes a crumpled up greeting card :(


I am ALWAYS doing custom artwork/cards for friends and family, and you're no different!! Contact me with ANY commission work as I'm always taking on new challenges.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

I have a specific listing for custom cards. Please use the search bar to find it on my shop. I do not print messages in completed card designs. Plus a handwritten message is always better! 😊

Wholesale availability

I’m absolutely available for wholesale. Please contact me for inquiries.

Reviews (6)


I am so in love with this card and shop! Packaged incredibly well and Megan has such a wonderful sense of humor. Shipped immediately and the quality is phenomenal. A super ultra mega fantastic experience and will certainly be back in the future. Thank you so much for sharing your talents!

great product, got it quickly. what more is there, i ask you? :)

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