Shit, Shower, Shave bathroom art print

Shit, Shower, Shave bathroom art print


Shipping to United States: $2.95

Shit shower and shave, a must for the most of us. Wow the individuals who spend time on your throne with this hand illustrated, humorous art print.

Item description:
- printed on 80 lb. premium paper
- measures 8 x 10 inches

*frame not included, but Marshalls is where it's at ;)
**please note colors shown will vary from the actual print; colors tend to come out slightly lighter when printed

If you prefer a color that isn't listed, contact me for a custom order.

Orders placed on a Saturday or Sunday will be processed the following Monday.

Shipping from United States

Most orders are shipped out within 3-5 business days. All items are shipped via US Postal Service First Class (3-8 business days) or Priority Mail (1-3 business days). Unfortunately, USPS isn't always reliable with their transit time quotes so if you need something by a specific day, please message me about upgrading your shipping to UPS or FedEx. Both are much more reliable shipping methods and typically cost an extra $5-$25 depending on the requested service (Ground, 2-Day, Overnight, etc.).

Cards are shipped in EcoEnclose cardboard packaging to prevent from bending. Each card is paired with a kraft brown envelope and placed in a cellophane bag.

I like to ship my prints in tubes so they arrive in the best condition possible. However, some people don't end up framing them (which helps with the flattening of the rolled print) so I'm happy to ship it with some extra cardboard and padding to ship flat. There is an extra fee for the extra materials used in the packaging of your print.

These are packaged with lots of padding to prevent from chipping/damage in transit.

If your order is a gift for someone, I’d be happy to include a small card with your message to them and leave out the purchase invoice. Just leave a message to seller during checkout.

****The shipping carrier is liable for loss of or damage to the goods, as well as for delay in delivery****

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

All sales are final. If your order arrives incorrect (custom work), I'm happy to give you a full refund or send a revised product! If your order arrives damaged, please contact me immediately and I'll do my best to resolve the issue. No one likes a crumpled up greeting card :(


I am ALWAYS doing custom artwork/cards for friends and family, and you're no different!! Contact me with ANY commission work as I'm always taking on new challenges.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

I have a specific listing for custom cards. Please use the search bar to find it on my shop. I do not print messages in completed card designs. Plus a handwritten message is always better! 😊

Wholesale availability

I’m absolutely available for wholesale. Please contact me for inquiries.

Really love this print, as described!

exactly what I ordered. arrived quickly. picked up a frame that matches my décor and it looks great.

Just received the 8x10 print, ink looks like it ran and is spotty in areas. Highly disappointed and wish I didn't spend $14 on this. I could've printed this at home. Was hoping for more!

Its cute & just what i was looking for, I just wish the lettering was filled in a little bit thicker. Good quality and solid product all around.

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