The Card Aisle

Art Prints

"Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor "Shit, Shower, Shave" Art Print – Funny Bathroom Décor $22.00
"Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art "Il Dolce Far Niente" Art Print – Italian Wall Art $22.00
"Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor "Love You Almost As Much As I Love the Dog" Art Print – Funny Home Décor $22.00
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Gifts

Poppin' Bottles, Baby Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, Unisex Clothing, Toddler, Graphic Tee, Pre-shrunk, 6-12 mos, 12-18 mos, 18-24 mos Poppin' Bottles, Baby Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, Unisex Clothing, Toddler, Graphic Tee, Pre-shrunk, 6-12 mos, 12-18 mos, 18-24 mos $22.00
Insulated Tumbler with Straw and Lid, Fresh Out Of Fucks, Drinkware, Gifts for Her, For Him, Summer Drinkware, Stainless Steel, Gift Insulated Tumbler with Straw and Lid, Fresh Out Of Fucks, Drinkware, Gifts for Her, For Him, Summer Drinkware, Stainless Steel, Gift $28.00
Bestie With Testes, Pint Glass, Shaker, For Him, For Partner, Beer Mug, For Beer Lover, Barware, For Drinking Buddy, For Friend, 16 oz Bestie With Testes, Pint Glass, Shaker, For Him, For Partner, Beer Mug, For Beer Lover, Barware, For Drinking Buddy, For Friend, 16 oz $24.00
Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug Not Enough Middle Fingers Mug $15.00
High-Waisted Women's Tee, When Life Gives You Lemons, Unisex, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton High-Waisted Women's Tee, When Life Gives You Lemons, Unisex, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton $25.00
Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt, When Life Gives You Lemons, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt, When Life Gives You Lemons, For Her, For Him, For Them, Funny T-Shirt, Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton $25.00
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Cards - Birthday

Texts & Calls Card Birthday Card Texts & Calls Card Birthday Card $45.75
Funny Birthday Card, "You Are Weird and I Love You", Birthday Card for Besties, Birthday Card for Friends, Funny Sibling Card, SET OF 10 Funny Birthday Card, "You Are Weird and I Love You", Birthday Card for Besties, Birthday Card for Friends, Funny Sibling Card, SET OF 10 $45.75
Have a Very Merry Birthday Have a Very Merry Birthday $45.75
Happy Birthday! Let's Party at a Reasonable Pace! Happy Birthday! Let's Party at a Reasonable Pace! $45.75
Fuck Everything Birthday Card Fuck Everything Birthday Card $45.75
How Are You Not Dead Yet How Are You Not Dead Yet $45.75
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Cards- Congrat/Encourage

Bad Bitch Card Bad Bitch Card $45.75
Yay Hooray You Big Ol' Gays Yay Hooray You Big Ol' Gays $45.75
You, My Dear, Are Going to Move Mountains You, My Dear, Are Going to Move Mountains $45.75
Post-It Note Card Post-It Note Card $45.75
Happy New Home Happy New Home $45.75
Just a Note to Tell You How Awesome You Are Just a Note to Tell You How Awesome You Are $45.75
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Cards - Holiday

Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches Happy Hanukkah To My Bitches $45.75
Stuff That Where Card Stuff That Where Card $45.75
Economic Pressures Holiday Card Economic Pressures Holiday Card $45.75
Santa Pickle Holiday Card Santa Pickle Holiday Card $45.75
Snacks and Booze Holiday Card Snacks and Booze Holiday Card $45.75
Happy Holidays from Colorful Colorado Happy Holidays from Colorful Colorado $45.75
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Cards - Just Because

Miss the Crap Out of You Card Miss the Crap Out of You Card $45.75
Jazz Hands Jazz Hands $45.75
Thinking of You...and mac and cheese. Thinking of You...and mac and cheese. $45.75
See You In Hell See You In Hell $45.75
Shavasana and Wine Card Shavasana and Wine Card $45.75
Sup Bitch Sloth Sup Bitch Sloth $45.75
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Cards - Love/Admiration

Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself Love You More Than Trump Loves Himself $45.75
To My Bestie With Testes To My Bestie With Testes $45.75
Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! Boo! Did You Know That I Love You?! $45.75
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Cards -Sympathy/Get Well

Fuckin' Dandy Card Fuckin' Dandy Card $45.75
Sending Kiss Sending Kiss $45.75
What An Absolute Fresh Hell This Year Has Been What An Absolute Fresh Hell This Year Has Been $45.75
Through Thick and Thin Card Through Thick and Thin Card $45.75
Remember To Breathe Card Remember To Breathe Card $45.75
This Blows Card This Blows Card $45.75
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Cards - Thank You

You're Simply The Best You're Simply The Best $45.75
My Rock Thank You Card My Rock Thank You Card $6.00
Thankful for my Witches Thankful for my Witches $45.75
It Takes A Village Thank You Card It Takes A Village Thank You Card $45.75
Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out $45.75
Thinking Of Me (& My Tits) Thinking Of Me (& My Tits) $45.75
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Cards - Valentines Day

Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card Seasonal Depression Valentine's Day Card $45.75
Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card Fear Being Alone Valentine's Day Card $45.75
Valentine's Day Is Stupid Valentine's Day Is Stupid $45.75
Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card Wine From A Mug Valentine's Day Card $45.75
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